| Me: | The advance tickets have all been sold. |
| Customer: | Is that most of the theatre? |
| Me: | ...It's all of the seats. We don't reserve any. |
| Customer: | That's not what I'm asking. Is that most of the tickets in the theatre? |
| Me: | Ma'am, it's ALL of the tickets. |
| Customer: | How do you not understand that? How many tickets have been sold? |
| Me: | Ma'am, they're all sold out. |
| Customer: | Oh, okay. |
| Him: | I don't know where my friend's seats are. |
| Me: | Okay, well, can I have their name? |
| Him: | 私はあなたを憎む |
| Me: | ...and how do you spell that? |
| Customer: | Why haven't I received my tickets? |
| CSR: | When you ordered your tickets online, you didn't put in your apartment number. |
| Me: | Ticketing services, Myop speaking, how can I help you? |
| Customer: | Hi, my credit card is an American Express, number 37-- |
| Me: | Wait, what do you want to order? |
| Customer: | I can't pay in cash? |
We’re having a show named Cirque Dreams: Holidaze. It’s a show similar to Cirque du Soleil. Here are some mispronunciations of the word cirque (written phonetically, as best I can):
| Customer: | What does MMYY mean for expiration date? I have SIX numbers to put in for the expiration date! |
| Me: | It means you put in the two-digit month and the two-digit year. |
| Customer: | Well how is ANYONE in their right mind supposed to figure that out?! |
| Customer: | I need to sit close to the stage. I'm color blind. |
| Supervisor: | With 600 dollar order, you get eggroll! |
| Supervisor: | So people have been calling in complaining. They got balcony seats. Obviously they've been really bad this year. They didn't get COAL, they got BALCONY SEATS. |
